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Ponytailing

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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Ponytail

When you braid your ass hairs together look like a horses tail.
Look at the ponytail! She really has it going for her
by Goobylikesitrough September 18, 2017
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ponytail

ariana grandes invention
by larry_is_realll_x October 11, 2020
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Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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white ponytail

An aged 1960s-1970s radical hippie who is now teaching radical hippie beliefs to young, wannabe radical hipsters at a university or college. Has sported a ponytail since their own college years which has now turned white with age. Usually male, but can be female. Also known as a 'gray ponytail'.
"My 'white ponytail' Environmental Studies professor made us do an essay on the significance of the first Earth Day because he remembers celebrating it by smoking a joint and planting a tree!"
by speedtimer May 25, 2020
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flaming emoji ponytail tail

ThAt loud ass bitch from bellport that won’t fight bitches that she can’t win to and she want some ones nigga but she can’t have them with her lil ass ponytail and loud ass mouth she all bark no bite
flaming emoji ponytail tail
Yup she bald and loud
by Annaoop200000004 November 23, 2019
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ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.
"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"
by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014
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