Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

by Goobylikesitrough September 18, 2017

ariana grandes invention
by larry_is_realll_x October 11, 2020

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017

An aged 1960s-1970s radical hippie who is now teaching radical hippie beliefs to young, wannabe radical hipsters at a university or college. Has sported a ponytail since their own college years which has now turned white with age. Usually male, but can be female. Also known as a 'gray ponytail'.
"My 'white ponytail' Environmental Studies professor made us do an essay on the significance of the first Earth Day because he remembers celebrating it by smoking a joint and planting a tree!"
by speedtimer May 25, 2020

ThAt loud ass bitch from bellport that won’t fight bitches that she can’t win to and she want some ones nigga but she can’t have them with her lil ass ponytail and loud ass mouth she all bark no bite
by Annaoop200000004 November 23, 2019

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.
by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014
