Pony

Related to someone's amount of being whipped while in a relationship or just by someone that they're sleeping with. When you only want farmer Joe's carrot and no one elses.

Worst type: Circus Pony
"Jesus Shannon you are such a pony"
by Notapony April 10, 2008
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Pony

Another word for cigarette. Used when you don't want someone to know that you smoke. Usually around kids or your parents. Simply say the word "pony" when you want one and others will follow.
I could really use a pony.

Is it pony time?

Lets have a pony?
by GrChRo April 08, 2011
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Pony

Traditional Nickname in the Royal Navy & Royal Marines given to anyone with the surname MOORE after
George Washington "Pony" Moore (1820-1909)
'Pony' Moore ran the Magpie Music Hall (Battersea) and later formed the Moore and Burgess Minstrels (an offshoot of the Christy Minstrels and very famous in the mid-19th century) He was the father of 'Charlie' Mitchell - Heavyweight boxer and the greatest Barroom fighter of the 19th Century.
Pony Moore was a well known sporting character who allegedly always bet in "ponies" (betting slang for a sum of £25).
"Does Pony want anything from the NAAFI? He's on Dog Watch tonight so could probably do with a bit of Nutty"
by Lewey May 12, 2008
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PONI

People Of No Influence. Person Of No Influence.
'He wants everyone to think he's the gatekeeper to the committee but he's just a PONI'
by habseligkeiten August 10, 2017
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Pony

Tyler Lettieri
Yo I got a group of fine chicks that wanna come chill but Tyler wants to stay home and wack his meat. He's a damn pony!
by rasti man August 04, 2011
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Pony

n: a male acting like a jerk and disrespecting the female that he is in a relationship with. A pony does not have the balls of a real man to step up the game with his girl. He is unstable with his emotions and the signals he sends and is too scared to be a real man. He is the opposite of a stallion.
(1)"This guy is never direct about how he feels and has absolutely no game."

"Ugh, he's such a pony!"

(2) "I didn't have enough courage to tell her how I really feel."

"Damn, you pulled a pony!"
by Noname987 March 31, 2010
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no pony

Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.
A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
by Ciaran_H August 02, 2006
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