CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)

An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.

by Killroy74 August 30, 2010

Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

by Lashin March 31, 2009

politicians

People who are paid to spend everyone else's money.

Damn politicians are using our money to buy beer again.

by tihoa February 28, 2005

political catalyse

Think of today's polarized political divide pretty much right down the middle 50/50. The debates are going no where because it's considered socially impolite to discuss politics/religion in a social setting; and most definitely not in a business/working environment. Now think of a chemistry experiment where you have two chemicals (Republicans and Democrats) mixed together but nothing's happening. But if you mixed in a third chemical, a Progressive or a Liberal, all of a sudden you have a lively debate...?

As most people, even the Progressives and the Liberals, most definitely the Liberals, pick their battles, you may or may not get a debate started. The hardest part is getting the first two ingredients together in an environment willing for geniune discussions with geniune results.

All I hear is justifying, justifying, justifying.

Let me try using the three wise monkeys. They generally mean being of sound mind, body, and action. Set the example for others to follow. They can also mean looking the other way, refusing to ackowledge, feining ignorance. In other words, what's the point of our first bunch of monkeys (those leaning left e.g. our Liberal Elite) taking a step in the right direction if that's as far as they are going to get with our second bunch of monkeys (those leaning right e.g. Religious Right and/or Neo-Conservative Business Interest) paying no attention to our first bunch of monkeys.

So...
this calls for a third set of monkeys, an example of the uber significance of the number "3" in numerology, the "political catalyse": those people loaded with empathy, willing, as well as able (takes financial security), to be confrontational with humility and honesty at all times.

1. Calling out people's behavior anywhere, anytime, and letting them know it did not go unnoticed.
2. Letting them know it was not acceptatble.
3. Not to be tolerated as long as we are able having anything to say or do about it.

In other words, Anti-Christ is nothing more than W.W.J.D. today.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

by Simply Jim April 24, 2014

Political Yu-Gi-Oh!

Making up political ideologies that nobody actually believes in, usually named in the format of 'political term ending in -o' - 'other political term ending in -ism.' The Yu-Gi-Oh! part comes from how politics, especially when discussed on social media platforms such as Reddit, Twitter, and Discord, are less like actual politics and more like a weird game they'll hopefully grow out of.

"Hey man, have you heard of this crazy ideology I saw on r/PoliticalCompassMemes today? It's where people believe in random shit! It's called "anarcho-bullshitism!"
"Dude I didn't fucking ask to play your weird ass Political Yu-Gi-Oh!"

by natttt7377 February 10, 2021

politicians

A.rotten bastards
B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above











answer: _D.all of the above_





~

politicians suck ass ........................

by life sucks and blows September 21, 2005

politically incorrect racial epithet

A modernized term for the N-Word. Rockstar Games coined the term when they used it in place of the N-Word when remaking the popular “Lamar’s entrance” scene from the earlier version of GTA V.

“Knock Know my Politically Incorrect Racial Epithets, what that shit do?”

by 6foot6butstillnohoes May 25, 2022