Polish cow

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.

Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2022

lawn police

pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns

Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 14, 2014

Polish the knob

To Fellate.

The only way Beth got that raise was if she took the boss to the copy room to polish the knob.

by Oyabunkeith February 9, 2009

care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

Police hole

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway

Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...

by ladyrainicorn June 29, 2010

Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

Polish order

The state of completely chaos, disarray and/or decay.

OR
Something that was supposed to function and/or improve but made things worse

I was stuck in my car for 3 hours. The traffic today is in Polish order.

by the_kzb January 20, 2022