PodTard

Agreed, PopTard

you are sooo cool bro, Agreed

PodTard

by PodTard, Agree May 13, 2021

Patard

A guitar made out of a punishment.

Dude you play that patard like my girlfriend.

by The Brawny Man October 7, 2022

poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

by igyene June 10, 2024

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025