anal plumber

another lovely name for a male homo.

call the anal plumber! the gerbils are missing!

by the lil' general February 18, 2006

bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.

"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"

by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Cunny Plumber

Mario or someone who plumbs cunny tunnels.

He fucked 13 girls this week, he is a true CUNNY PLUMBER.

by MBBBBBBBBBB August 11, 2008

plumbers crack

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.

That guy has some major plumbers crack!

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.

1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!

by Apocryphite February 22, 2009