utter pish

Talking nothing but pure drivel, being wrong. (1)

Also, you can use it when calling bullshit on a game or something. (2)

(1) You're talking utter pish!

(2) That's utter pish, sparks were flying off his head. He's well died!

by Bazza Cribbons November 7, 2013

Pish Gate

A barmack enters a bathroom with a female/s and proceeds to piss in the hosts bath. A few hours later, he rolls around in it.

Grog did another pish gate last night in front of the gorls

by secretive sexual guru March 9, 2020

ripping pish

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

by maisiessnort July 11, 2017

pish poshman

Someone who thinks they are, or is trying to be, classy or sophisticated. They are not pish posh but want everyone to think so.

"Beatrice says she is a firefighter and a scuba instructor. She seems interesting."
"Don't fool yourself, she's merely a pish poshman."

by jackiechanfanman September 16, 2015

pure pish

When something is utter crap.

That job was pure pish.

by Purepishlike November 10, 2017

Pish wank

Load of rubbish

Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank

by Thehobbit February 14, 2015

Pish and Posh

reference to David and Victoria Beckham eg.as opposed to Posh and Becks

Can you believe it! Pish and Posh are on the cover of OK magazine. AGAIN!

by Bobbee August 24, 2006