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Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014
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Pinchmeister

A male person who pinches the end of their penis after masturbation. This is often to trap the semen inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.
"That guy doesn't use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and jizzes into the toilet."

"What a Pinchmeister."
by Sam Webb November 18, 2014
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pinchito

Tenemos que trabajar un un hora, solo hay tiempo por un pinchito mi amor!
by lorenzo san jose February 17, 2017
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Pinchelle

You Pinchelle
You fuckin Pinchelle
by Pinchelle June 28, 2023
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Name Pinched

Date a boy or girl with same name as your ex, then break up with them and hurt them like your ex did to you.
Madison broke up with me on my birthday so I name pinched this new girl and I did the same to her.
by ItzWill September 24, 2019
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Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.
The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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doberman pincher

A person or person's who scores your shit and pinches it and then expects you to kick you down .
You scored from who? I'm surprised you got anything ? That guy's s fucken doberman pincher!
by Dob-er-man pin-ch-er December 25, 2022
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