Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025

Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”

Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!

by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021

Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

In most cases when an inordinate number of misfortunes occur seemingly as a 'string of bad luck,' the universe is most likely picking on you.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a Cosmic Piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a Cosmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Girl 2: God I hate being a Cosmic Piñata! What did I do to deserve this!?

by KenshoMo October 17, 2020

Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.

"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."

by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.

Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.

by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018

Piñata Kata

n. a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of piñata tactics.

His Piñata Kata skills were impressive as he took down the paper-mâché vampire.

by Q23 October 24, 2010