faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

by 3van7 February 22, 2011

Grundle puddle

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.

Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle

by poopy butt August 29, 2016

hug puddle

A puddle of unborn children

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.

by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018

Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.

Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021

Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS

Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle

by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017