philosophy

buncha old geezers scratchin their heads for a long time under trees and getting nowhere. consensus is impossible.
philosophy argument: i think if you blahblah then this is very plausible. no, no, thats not a relevant point, and i think perhaps if you set aside your prior blahblahblah then you will see why i would conjecture this...... oh? that is a very good point that i hadn't considered. well, that confuses things.
by Chris Y T December 16, 2007
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Philosophy

What ego-driven people would like to believe is the cause of all the worlds problems.
"Look at that guy burning the philosophy department. His ego must be larger than life."
by Non Existant July 21, 2005
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Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."

Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."

Iam "Don't say that."

Hym "You shut up."

Iam "Sorry..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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philosophy

-noun (educ.) collage major, science
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
-science student: "So what's your major?"
-"Philosophy!"
-"ah ok." *leaves*
by N3bu April 19, 2013
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The study of pretension and douchebaggery.

Also known as "bastardized psychology", given that nothing in psychology gets published in modern articles without empirical evidence, rigorous testing, and data analysis. Psychology is the REAL study of the brain, the most complex thing in the universe.
Guess what? I'm a philosophy major. I study knowledge through outdated theories that have no place in modern society and are responsible for illogical policies in earlier history.
by P0lyamor0us May 04, 2008
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Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.
Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha
by AlabamaBaby April 06, 2021
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The art of complicating simple ideas so that the majourity of the population cannot understand. This makes the philosipher seem intelligent. Even though most of philosophy is the most irrelevant load of horse shit, there is a small amount of questions and ideas that are worth while thinking about.
He philosophated the sentence beyond necessary understanding.

The student then went and became very good at philosophy and talked shit until he died.
by p-d4wg November 22, 2011
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