Philly Pro

One who aspires to be a professional gofer one day, but possesses the skills to only make it to the "assistant pro" level; you can find Philly Pros at the low budget courses in his/her home town. Philly Pros typically speak about, act out, and dress like a professional gofer, but in reality, they have a hard time breaking 90.

I wish that Philly Pro over there would quit walking around like he owns the course.

by MR. Phillip Thomas January 9, 2009

Philly Plinko Upgrade

The action taken by attendees at Philadelphia sports team events whereby the attendee moves from inexpensive seats located high in the venue, to much pricier tickets located closer to the field, typically involving several intermediate stops en route. When viewed from above, the path taken by said attendee would mimick the movements of the Plinko chip - side-to-side, yet still descending - used in the game "Plinko" on the popular, long-running American game show "The Price is Right."

Following his 3rd inning restroom break, Tom decided to enhance his game-watching experience using a Philly Plinko Upgrade. His path, over the course of the next 4 innings was as follows: Section 305 Row 20, Section 207 Row 17, Section 106 Row 15, Section 110 Row 23, then finally Section 110 Row 5. Hello Philly Phanatic!

by CheapPhans September 19, 2009

Philly Nalbone

the act of plunging one's erect penis into a nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphila cream cheese

Since my girlfriend was out of town a Philadelphia Snowplow wasn't in the cards so I decided to treat myself to a Philly Nalbone instead.

by sillyphilly July 23, 2015

Philly fakeout

An informal term for the Seattle Prep Baseball team.

All the cool kids are in the Philly fakeout.

by lavid dopez May 31, 2019

Philly Blunt

The longer version of the more commong "blunt," a cigar that has been hollowed out and filled with marijuana (a Philly Blunt is also a brand of cigar that can be used for this purpose).

"Hey dude, you want to smoke us a Philly Blunt tonight?"

by Philly Phil April 12, 2003

Philly Lean

The act of holding your sandwich out in front of you and leaning forward to take a bite so as not to have sandwich drippings ruin your clothes. This act is neccessary when partaking of a sandwich in Philadelpia. It is impossible to eat a Philly cheese steak, WaWa hoagie ect. and not have drippings. Thus the "philly lean" was invented and has saved countless natives and tourist from meat dripping stained clothing.

Yo B you better get your philly lean on or that sandwich gonna ruin your... damn haha! to late nigga! Michelle gonna think your whack as shit if you don't change clothes before your date.

by Carrol Park Nigga September 2, 2009

Philly TKO

The Philly TKO is a bong hit of epic proportions taken from an Illadelph bong. Originated in the illustrious city of Philadelphia.

"Yo, Diesel, you trying to take a Philly TKO?"
"Hell yeah, just pass that Illadelph my way."

by Charlessss February 21, 2009