Phallus

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

Nelsons Column

by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006

Phallus

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

Phallustines

Small spiked protrusions from your penis

<Quackers> spiky bits growing on your nob are never a good sign.

<SomethingwithanE> Phallustines

by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

phallustration

Drawing of a penis, penises, or any variations thereof

He had built a girthy collection of phallustrations in his journal.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016

phallus fallacy

The belief that because someone is a dick that they are wrong, or the belief that because someone has a dick that they are wrong.

Lucy - "Chad is such a fucking dick, he's always wrong"
Brian - "you're trapped by the phallus fallacy"

by ChadHands February 3, 2021