pelingas

Balls

I was hit in the pelingas when the baseball took a bad skip and hit me in the crotch .

by Gomezr123 May 29, 2016

Pezing

Ejaculating, as in pez dispensing.

I’m pezing!

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein November 24, 2018

peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse

Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.

by I’m helpful February 5, 2020

Peeing on my peeny

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020

Pekingese Head

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.

That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

pewing

1. Chilling out with your mates.

2. Relaxing to chilled music.

"Where you at?"
"I'm just pewing with conor on Wernerth Low"

Facebook Update:
just pewing - at Mcdonalds with John

by JRVanstone April 2, 2011