Petey

Gay slang/underground speak for Bottom guy.

I want that guy, I hope he is Petey.

by Im in your head boi May 9, 2018

Petey

A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.

Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.

Things have gotten a bit Petey

by JasonF01 October 7, 2024

Petey

Petey is a human being who is very tall and is goofy :)
He exists 👍
He is best 👍

Petey is cool and is a human being who is very tall

by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022

sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021

Petey

Jerking off into a tank of a toilet after it's been upper decked

I can't want to get to Chris' new house and petey in his bathroom

by Hazmat1121 August 15, 2025

petey

a fucking amazing person, usually a weenie dog. he’s very skinny and flops around a lot. has a very loud voice and big ass ears. very good at kung fu and WILL kick your ass. very good at swimming but needs small white goggles to do it.

peteys gonna beat your ass

by Peteylolololollqlala April 13, 2020

Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.

Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.

by xPeteyx December 18, 2008