Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.

Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"

by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018

Perden

A word used to describe someone who treats others nicely.

Person 1: "Hey, that guy's pretty perden."
Person 2: "I know, right? He's so nice."

by HgGfFgTYftyfUgUIfTUDyufuoGIyfr June 4, 2020

perdeed

a portmanteau of perhaps and indeed, but it's an oxymoronic term that is actually quite meaningless.

Chad: I just got broke my bench max record and set it to 500 lbs.

Mr. Soy: Perdeed

Chad: Shut up. What do you mean perhaps and indeed? Only indeed because I literally did just bench press 500 pounds at the gym. There is no uncertainty here that was insinuated by perhaps.

Mr. Soy: I'm sorry for my mistake. I became like this when my wife left me 2 years ago.

Chad: L + Bozo + Ratio

by awesomedefinitions69 November 11, 2022

perdet

in russian language, to fart

kto pernul? Who's farted? (pernul - past perfect from "perdet")

by casteg March 31, 2009

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015