no penelope

No Penelope is something friends say to you just make you ask questions and look dumb.

So, what does "no Penelope" mean anyway, said Jay all the time!

by Keeping it Real💯 June 30, 2016

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008

dirty penelope

To shove a rose stem up ones ass then suck a dick while trying to shit the stem out.

He did a dirty penelope

by James the dick May 17, 2016

penelopesexual

When someone is sexually attracted to owls for no reason.

Girl: I love you so much. Let's go back to your place and make love~
Guy: Sorry, I'm penelopesexual.

by cabbagefucker123456789 April 23, 2014

Penelope Syndrome

A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL

Homegirl has been getting on my nerves lately, she totally has Penelope Syndrome.

by goodayyy May 6, 2008

penelope

a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers

Wife: where the fuck you been?!?
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.

by TraumaQuadrion February 24, 2009

penelope

a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants

girl: omfg she just did a "penelope-"! ewww

by veryveryveryverybestfriend February 11, 2009