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pendlise

(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.
"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"
by tobythoolen October 30, 2008
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Pendejear

"Que vas a hacer despues de clase?"
"No se. Pendejear en la cafeteria."

"What are you gonna do after class?"
"Dunno. Just dick around in the cafeteria."
by CHIDA August 9, 2009
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PenduDog

The term PenduDog is used for the mentally challenged fans of the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo. These clowns are as finished and retarded as their idol. Be careful as to not argue with these clowns as their IQ is irrelevant.
John: Hey would you check this book I wrote "1000 Reasons why Ronaldo is better than Messi!"
Everyone Else: Shut up dickrider PenduDog.
by Rational Football Fan February 4, 2023
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Pennsylvania Pendulum

The act of placing a Strap on, on a mans ass. While having sexual intercourse. 1 girl is placed behide the man and one in the front of the man. The Man begins to move his hips thus creating a Pendulum like motion
John: I heard billy gave two girls the Pennsylvania Pendulum Last night
Kyle:Damn...
by Hmmmm Wait Okay September 29, 2014
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Mrs. Pendland

Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.
That would be expected of you Mrs. Pendland
by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018
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Pendulosity

1. The side to side movement of an object.
2. The state or quality of being Pendulous.
3. The Pendulosity Theorem. P=FM^2/t. Pendulosity Equals Force*Mass(Squared) Divided by time. This is in reference to the Pendulous Factors associated with Breasts.
1. Pam Andersons breasts may be large, but they lack Pendulosity due to their fake/firm nature.
2. The three boobed hooker in "Total Recall" has an amazingly unique Pendulosity factor.
by WpnsLdr July 28, 2010
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Pendejo-itis

A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.
We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.
by The Fat Guy! March 23, 2010
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