The hard piece of turd that is preventing you from going number 2. It's that 2 inches of turd that is not allowing you take a shit in piece. Pushing to hard could cause Hemeroids.but just enough pressure to eject it would be the Pelter Slug.
I was so bunged up on the can yesterday, I took a breath, gave it a hard push and bang! The Pelter Slug blew out of my ass like a rocket. I finally dislodged that turd like a cork in a Prosecco bottle. After that it was smooth sailing.
by GregfromtheCommittee April 4, 2026
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Victor of the 26th Hunger Games.
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Eats sugar cubes on the daily-
The hottest man in Panem by a landslide.
Eats sugar cubes on the daily-
by Aeron1233 December 1, 2020
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