e-peen

internet slang for ego, pride, or attitude in the virtual world. long standing net definition for the age old "bigger penis" arguement.

"SW III was nothing but a bunch of Lucas e-p33n."

"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."

by Morfus September 14, 2005

Pee in my cereal

To have someone crush your dreams.

Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.

That's an awful idea.

You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.

by asgdrg4g March 21, 2011

peenbrary

The Georgetown University Library

Chris: "I'm just gonna head to the peenbrary now. See you guys later."

by bigblackbao! January 27, 2010

big ol' peen

a very large penis

person 1: wow! steve harvey's nudes leaked! he has a big ol' peen
person 2: mines bigger ew

by big ol' peen boy March 12, 2017

Peence

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.

Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.

by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011

peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

by The Watcher April 3, 2003

teen peen

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!

Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004