Peedance

The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't

- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!

- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.

by B0hem July 7, 2010

pecal

a combination of people, pickles, and fecal matter

oh man, that dude is such a pecal.

by Gryfin April 4, 2011

Pecan ice cream

After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.

"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."

by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018

Peegasm

When one holds their pee for an extended period of time (perhaps trying not to break the seal)and finally reaches the toilet, there is an intense release of tension in those muscles envolving their sex organs causing a spasm feeling like a mini orgasm.

-that pee was better than sex!
-I don’t think you’re having sex right.
-well I don’t think you’re peeing right. That was a peegasm

by Its5ocklocksomewhere May 25, 2018

peeapi

Peeapi, someone you have sexual humor with.

Hey Peeapi. Lemme smash.

by TheTenderDefender January 9, 2019

Pecalmond Pie

An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .

Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!

by moongirl16 November 5, 2020

Pecan Mummy

An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.

The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.

by Pussywhistle July 13, 2021