Pedro

He is the best person ever you'll ever know, he gets all the girls almost every girl he know's has a crush on him. he will steal your heart. He will probably friend-zone you for a while, but if he really likes you he will eventually tell you and he has a huge penis and everyone in his school knows him, if you are his friend you are one of the luckiest people alive he very good at a lot of sports, he is lowkey depressed, pretty good at sports, gets called by a lot of girls but only wants one, funniest person but lowkey depressed, heartbroken from trust issue and gold diggers

: You know Pedro? He is super like hot
: Yeah, I know I wish he was my boyfriend

by slimylol123 February 3, 2020

Pedowhale

A pedowhale is a generally a white mammal who trolls, is definitely not right in the head, and enjoys making the typical whale sound: mreh.

Also, as a cousin of the pedobear, the pedowhale will rape you and kidnap your children, because he's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up.

"Look, there's a pedowhale!"
"Mreh"

by Mr. Snitches May 21, 2012

san pedro

A small town that belongs to Los Angeles. Has a couple of beaches and overall a quiet place to live. Small town stores and restaurants. EX: Busy Bee.

San Pedro is a small town.

by mikekk67 June 2, 2003

pedrole

unification of two distinguished individuals that undergo a radical transformation when unified and purged with unforgivableness.

did you see that pedrole? fuck, i'd tap that!

by pedrole March 15, 2008

Pedro Neto

Absolute baller who is one of if not the most under rated player in the premier league, he is the next coming of Ronaldo and at his young age he could turn into one of the greatest players in Europe, playing in an incredible Wolves teams alongside other incredible forwards such as Daniel Podence, Raul Jimenez and Adama Traoré.

Pedro Neto is a beast.

by User14324 November 24, 2020

Pedro

A good fellow, has a young lady and wants her to be his lawful wedded wife.

“That guy over there is such a Pedro.”

by Kimyokie February 19, 2022

flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011