Lakeside Picnic

Hot steamy, in the wide open, outdoor sex.

I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.

She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.

I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

Penicular

Of or Pertaining to the Penis.

That cloud is quite penicular.

by Jason Baldwin Mcgee April 18, 2008

diarrhoea picnic

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.

Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?

by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009

Peonic ass bitch

A lame ass person who acts as a child and is a pussy... can’t handle situations. Resulting in being a little ass bitch.
A word made and defined by Kathleen C.

You’re such a peonic ass bitch for leaving me on read even though you were online.

by KMC.X3 February 11, 2019

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009