Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
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Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
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