Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Patriarchalmaxxing

The act of James Patterson commiting fully to patriarchy

Guys its so over, I am Patriarchalmaxxing now.

by Jordan Patty May 14, 2024

Patriarch of MLP

An official, decorative, & ceremonial title that Liam Keel gave to himself on April 25th of 2024 to represent that he is the greatest My Little Pony creator ever and is thus the Patriarch of My Little Pony.

It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.

Liam Keel using the new Patriarch of MLP title makes him 1000% cooler than any other creator!

by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025

Patriarchism

Anti-fem (but also paternalism at the same time)

John is misogynistic his patriarchism is really showing

by Barthalamoo April 28, 2025

Patriarchy

Patriarchy is three Abrahamic religions in trench coats arguing over who gets to control the oil, the sea, and women….

If the Patriarchy were natural, they wouldn’t have sermons every Sunday telling women to submit.

by B!tchplease April 12, 2026

Patriarchy

(Literal Greek: Father-Ruler +y)
A system wherein the male gender rules over the female gender
(Patriarch - A male person in a patriarchy)

The patriarchy is unfair to women

by gendermender248 July 29, 2025

The Patriarchy

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?

Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!

by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025