A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.
Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 11, 2021
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(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 22, 2021
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1.From the verb to Pastell (Pastellare):
To fuck.
To give immense pleasure.

Caronts:"Dude I wanna pastell that sweet pussy till it breaks!"

Aj:"My girl kept talkin and talkin, so I pastelled her fuck up!"

"I pastelled her ass so hard, she dumped in her panties till her cunt soaked!"
by Caronts&Aj August 22, 2007
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1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies
Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago
by skillz4thabillz January 6, 2017
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A pastel boi is a boy that typically wears pastel colours and generally has a pastel aesthetic to him. The term doesn’t reflect his personality, but rather his fashion and what he surrounds himself with.
Person: I can’t be an emo, I’m a pastel boi!
by NolanRollin September 11, 2022
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