paraposer

1. A person who pretends to be a hcx fan of the band Paramore only after hearing "Misery Business" or "Decode" on the radio.

2. A girl who pretends do be hayley williams

3. someone who epically fails at life

"dude, do u see that freshman over there in the orange tights?"

"yeah, she's totally a paraposer."

"for realz, i bet she doesn't even know what "all we know is falling" is."

"werd."

by notorious1946 May 14, 2009

paraphobeanoid

a person who is paranoid about developing a phobia of paranoia.

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes a paraphobeanoid!

by southwalessniper November 24, 2009

Partypolooza

The Biggest Wildest Best time of your life party anyone has ever been to. A night that you will remember/ wont remember for the rest of your life.

DUDE 1: Did you go to the partypolooza last night?

DUDE 2: Yeah man it was the best night of my life. Craziest party ive been to in my life!

by BVLlllll November 24, 2010

Partaining

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

paraprosexia

Constant distraction

I have a paraprosexia,when I tried to study

by belonary May 17, 2019

Parappaphobic

The utter hatered and fear for the cartoon and game character Parappa

"oh is that parappa? I'll leave I'm parappaphobic."

by Freefraa February 23, 2021

Partipulater

When it’s a person’s fault

“I HATE ROBLOX FOR DELETING THE MUISIC” yelled sally

“It wasn’t Roblox’s fault in Partipulater it’s the greedy music people” said lucy
“Your right lucy” said sally

by Llama Queen April 11, 2022