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Passhole

Typically when a single lane road divides into two lanes leading to a set of traffic lights, then merges back into one lane after the lights, some drivers (usually P platers or Boomers driving Range Rovers, BMW's and the like) will duck into the left lane to get ahead of several other cars they were behind, then force their way back into the right lane again after the lights.
Yeah, that's right Zoomer, push your way back into my lane ahead of me you passhole! See you at the next red light dickhead!
by Were-rabbit January 12, 2020
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Parsehole

a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.

2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!

Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
by Baboonery November 28, 2020
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Dish to Passhole

A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.
His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.
by TT Posse August 3, 2010
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