Parashitting

When you shit yourself while parachuting.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"

by zephwynder June 12, 2018

Parasitic Rug Pull

When you buy a BSC token thinking you'll become the next crypto millionaire but then the dev(s) slowly over time drain the asset and sell it off on an exchange or on Pancakeswap for a more valuable asset or stable coin such as Bitcoin, BNB or BUSD leaving you with a worthless token.

*dev or mod shilling coin on Facebook group from alt account

"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD

Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)

by Speakthetruth444 November 24, 2021

parasitelepath

A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.

I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

forum parasite

Uninvited residents of a forum who feed off shit

5,000+ posts from that forum parasite and all just BS

by BrettonWoods May 8, 2016

Mutual Parasites

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Hollywood Parasite

D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.

Meghan Markle is a Hollywood Parasite.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie September 15, 2023