Paranormaloid

For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia of the paranormal, extra terrestrials and ghosts unexplainable by science. There is no proof that either do not exist. If you have ever seen anything you can't explain scientifically, then that is paranormaloid by definition.

Ghosts always make me think I’m paranormaloid.

by ExTerestrial February 28, 2019

Paranormal Stranger

masturbate to a horror movie alone in the dark while your hand is numb.

going give myself a paranormal stranger to this new horror flick

by WWPB VENOM March 13, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Paranoying

To make one feel so paranoid that its annoying!

My parents are coming to visit, its so paranoying.

by Jordules March 31, 2010

Paradoxymoron

Someone who is a hypocrite, and their words contradict themselves, yet they manage to be a leader people and those people follow them, because they are blind to the hypocrisies.

That president is a paradoxymoron because he doesn't know what he believes so he just says things.

by spork7426 April 7, 2010

paranormally beautiful

to be beautiful beyond what can be imagined. that is beyond natural.

That woman is so paranormally beautiful.

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

Paranormal Blacktivity

a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene

a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."

b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"

c.)

"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.

by SSAshril20 February 9, 2012