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doughy pantload

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.
"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008
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Pink Panther

Homosexual Male version of a Cougar. An older gay male, usually at least 40 who seeks to score with younger boys in their 20's. He is often a wealthier gay male who uses his money to seduce or score with younger men.
In a nightclub on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood, CA:

Ryan: Hey, like why are all those cute boys gathering around over there?
Stephan: Oh, well I heard that like, some sugardaddy pulled up in a Bentley and he's like buying them all drinks.
Ryan: Ah, fabulous! A Pink Panther. I should like make sure he notices how fierce I am so I can get in on some of that.
Stephan: You're such a slut!!!
Ryan: Ya, well he can like take me back to his den anytime honey.
by Sidbo January 10, 2010
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Panchotard

A 12 year old (squeaker) who watches pancho that commentary parasite all day all night, and abuses the term I HAVE LITERALLY LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY a Panchotard dislikes their own generation and probably watches dsmp and hates dream stans heavily dislikes dhar mann and just acts like their are normal but remember Panchotards are insane!! if you have an opinion against pancho they will go extreme
Panchotard: Dream stans are just WTF...
Me: no shit panchotard
by Lolorator360 October 30, 2021
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Rampin' Panthers

1. Arguably the greatest cover band of all time. They can pretty much perform any song known to man, woman, and gorilla.

2. A flavor of ice cream found in the Congo jungles.
1. Guy 1: You going to the Green Day concert?
Guy 2: I've never fucking heard of them! I'm going to the Rampin' Panther's concert, foo!

2. Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Rampin' Panthers ice cream worth a gazillion dollars!!1!!L!!L!!!L
by Rafael McLovin March 4, 2008
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Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.
"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."
by netjak September 30, 2011
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Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!
by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013
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pantyhoes

The types of chicks who go around wearing thong panties with the back or side straps showing above jeans. Very common among gals wearing low-cut jeans. Evidence of poor taste (and hoedom).
Dog, you see them Pantyhoes over there? Let's go holla at them bitches!
by Playa' B, with "A" game March 2, 2005
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