Pansexual

Pansexuality is the sexual attraction to people regardless of their gender identity.

Being pansexual means you don't have to worry that someone might be of a gender that you aren't attracted to, only worry that you are a gender that they aren't attracted to.

by Jibs151 June 14, 2017

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009

Pansexual

The ability to put your hand down somebody's pants and literally like whatever you find.

I slowly slipped my hand down their pants and let out a soft gasp. I felt... an alligator. At that moment. I realized I was pansexual.

by Chimichangas-4-like July 21, 2013

pandemicink

Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).

That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

pansexual

screaming and confusion because everyone is hot welp

1: "Yo, what are they doing over there?"
2: "Oh, don't worry, they are pansexual, this is completly normal."
Pansexual Person: *screams*

by fairylightsandpride October 18, 2019

Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

paise

Hokkien A Chinese dialect

It means embarassment felt.

Paise, I submitted the wrong article!

by Eric Fu January 23, 2005