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Pandora’s Socks

When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
I can’t believe I found one of Pandora’s socks in my drawer!
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
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Perfect Pandora

The phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to Pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption. This is because, even in areas of no signal, the songs were just long enough to get you through the area and to a place of better signal.
Person 1: Hey how was drive up here?

Person 2: It was a Perfect Pandora man. There wasn't a moment of silence.
by Candixoxo February 16, 2012
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Pandora's Box

A vagina that contains every known S.T.D or S.T.I
Guy : " Hey, who is that ?"
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."
by nasty pete March 19, 2013
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pandora's box

A particular box in which someone might own for stashing sectrative objects in. Preferably lockable boxes. Such as: paraphernalia/own top secret stuff/possiblly illegal things/ ect.
This is sure going in my pandora's box..
by watchingslenderman September 13, 2012
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the pandora bloodline

some roblox bloodline and has some hella gay people in it
lel the pandora bloodline is weaker than tenebris
by zamgion November 14, 2018
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Pandora-ing

When you can't sleep with the person you really want to be with so you purposely hook up with someone who possesses similar traits or features.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"Tristan broke up with me but I am totally Pandora-ing this guy at work. He has blue eyes like Tristan's and a comparable sense of humor."
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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Pandora's Whore

A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.

NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
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