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Palestined

When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.
My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.
by Justinebahama December 27, 2023
mugGet the Palestinedmug.

Palestined

When somebody tells you that they have dibs on something that was clearly taken before they even arrived and they literally have their own anyway.
Ami: Hey I bought myself a burger. I also got you some fries even though you had some already, since you're hanging out.
Moe: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA THAT BURGER BELONGS TO ME!

Ami: Damn I've been Palestined
by nox18 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Palestinedmug.

Palestined

When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.
Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!

Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!
by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024
mugGet the Palestinedmug.

Palestine

Palestine was ruled by Arabs 1000s of years ago but was over taken by the horrible is-not-real (israel) in 1948 since then Israel has been acting like the victim and killing over 30000 people and most of them are kids
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
- OMG my cousin was killed in Palestine by the horrible Israelis.
by Freepalstine May 24, 2024
mugGet the Palestinemug.

Free-Palestiner

Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
mugGet the Free-Palestinermug.

Palestine

(Verb)

To attack someone and cry when they fight back.
My sister hit me, but I got in trouble with mom because she cried when I hit her back!
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
by Habibi48 December 28, 2023
mugGet the Palestinemug.

Palestine

a made up place supported by hateful violent people
person a: why are you chanting for genocide of the jews
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
by איבי January 1, 2024
mugGet the Palestinemug.

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