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Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.
Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023
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Queers for Palestine

So... Even people who THEY THEMSELVES WOULD KILL... Consider what is happening to them is wrong...
Hym "You want some ancient wisdom, Jordan? You should check out Slavoj Žižek's criticism of 'Wisdom' by the way, but here it it: Anyone who isn't willing to defend their enemies when they are right will undoubtedly cover for their allies when they're wrong. Queers for Palestine does more to lend credence to the calls for ceasefire then anything else. You're dishonest and bad people."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Palestined

being kicked out of one place, then going to another place that’s been there for already thousands of years and then throwing a temper tantrum when you get offered half of the place and say no so you leave and for the past 70+ years have being spreading lies abt the place and starting wars.
person 1: this person is trying to palestined me because i he got kicked out of his apartment and now he wants the apartment, i offered him half five times and he said no yet he still starts stuff.
by ur mom is super slay December 27, 2023
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palestinism

Annoying, chaotic, sometimes violent behavior that disrupts civil life.
The palestinism of the screaming flag wavers first disrupted the church service then frightened the children waiting to talk to Santa.
by Johnny Colorado February 15, 2024
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Palestined

The action of redefining history, lie, cheat, and bully someone in order to achieve your own personal goals.
That Karen was so annoying that I palestined her.
by Clinguist January 9, 2024
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Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.
I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.
by Argon Dong December 26, 2023
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