owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.
Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!
by Richard March 3, 2005
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owned

something that is urs
by Randy September 14, 2004
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owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.
*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"
by Nic May 4, 2004
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owned

to be corrected
psycho41: i love teh house i am in
a is die: the*
a is die: OWNED!
by various administrator January 2, 2004
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owned

see osek
owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
by megabitch February 2, 2004
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owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.
The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.
by sammmE January 16, 2009
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owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.
Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned
by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008
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