Orgicide

An orgy coupled with suicide.

Example: Orgy in an enclosed area filling with CO2.

Me: Do you want to have an orgy?

Sheep: No, I want to kill myself.

Me: Let's orgicide then

by notmysheep June 10, 2020

Anthony Ortiz

Anthony is one of the most kindest and caringest people ever and his music is amaing. Stream Speed It Up out March 5th :)

hey have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
omg yeah his song In The Morning is amazing :)

by monsternergygun February 27, 2021

Alex Ortiz

A college student, who can get a lot of ass if he tried, but does not apply him self to the female student body. He is the type of student that, on the first four days of college he goes home with three different girls, but does not fornicate with any of them. Usually he dose not think of him self as an attractive person, but many female (and male) students would rate him an 11 to 11.5 on a scale of 1-10.

That kid Eric Jeffers is a real Alex Ortiz, he could have fornicated with 8 of the hottest girls at the party tonight, but instead he went home with that lemon.

by candela68+1 October 3, 2011

optic predator

a 5 foot 3 mexican who is known for quickscope montages on Modern Warfare 2. He does not accept any randoms and is not very polite.

Nice subscriber"hey predeator whats up i love your montages"
Optic Predator"another fanboy"

by UMADBROFL July 27, 2010

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005

Tito Ortiz

A Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artist, once feared by many 10 years ago, but now he is a joke. He is ridiculed for his unusually large head (he looks like a thumb with a face painted on), speech impediment that results in him stumbling over is own words as a result of trying to speak numerous sentences in one breath and the fact that he's married to a syphilitic ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.

Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.

Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.

In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.

Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.

1) Dana White: Tito Ortiz is MY bitch.

Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.

2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.

Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.

Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.

by Tito's #1 Fan August 12, 2012

Ortiz

Typical Mexican or Puerto Rican last name.

Jose Ortiz, Mariela Ortiz, Ruby Ortiz, Rosie Ortiz, Ruben Ortiz, Jesus Ortiz, etc.

by vlaplyr09 August 4, 2008