blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016

tournament ornament

Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".

Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

ornamental hermit

Also known as a "garden hermit"; a person hired by wealthy landowners in the 18th century to live in solitude in a specially built hermitage, folly, or grotto on their estate, acting as a living decoration. They were expected to embody the qualities of a druid and live a secluded life, often with specific rules like growing their hair and beard long and not washing. In return for their service, they received lodging, food, and a stipend. Landowners and their guests might occasionally consult their garden hermits for advice, stories, or entertainment.

Landowners placed advertisements in local newspapers seeking ornamental hermits to live on their property for long spans of time (7 years, in one instance).One legend goes that someone's ornamental hermit was found drinking at a local pub 3 weeks into their tenure, thus breaching their contract.

by A. Patmos November 27, 2025

chin ornaments

A playful and endearing term for a man's testicles, specifically when they rest against a partner's chin during an enthusiastic deep throat session. This often happens when the partner is fully immersed, bringing the testicles into an unexpected but intimate cameo.

I'm sucking away, and suddenly his chin ornaments start playing chin-tag with me, and I'm like, "Whoa, slow down, little dudes! Amber's trying to deep throat here, not host a ball-bash on her chin!

by Chin-Chins July 6, 2024

Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.

Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.

by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024