Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.

A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?

by frankdux February 24, 2009

Orikal

Noun:

A character in Thor comics.

Coined by a Houston DJ as a tag in 1997, now used as a popular handle online.

Most recently as a tag used by a young St. Paul, MN emcee.

Comics: Orikal possesses the Infinite Eye, enabling it to view anything occurring in any time, place, or other location.

by Orikal June 13, 2005

full contact origami

Slang for underground fight club in Bloomington, Indiana.

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"

by Casey May 13, 2005

Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.

Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.

by Miss Murder Monroe September 16, 2011

OSIMA

Acronym : Oh Shit Its Monday Again.

MOMMY: Time to wake up for work.

CACHEX: OSIMA!. The weekend is over already! Lets go Pikachu

by CLK500 May 9, 2012

Origami killer

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby

Shaun: help

Origami Killer: no

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

oryiman

A really nice guy who is caring

And fun to be with girls usually fell for him

I can't stop thinking of oryiman

by Oryiman July 31, 2018