Optimistic Nihilism

Looking at the bright and disturbingly hilarious side of a situation while never sacrificing the reality of that situation

Some say the divorce rate for marriage is going up while I say the death rate for marriage is going down. That is what optimistic nihilism is.

by optimistic nihilist May 22, 2014

Optimist

An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them

"optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person

by sir tommay November 1, 2006

optimist

Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

Johnny the Optimist says, "Gosh, I'm sure that the Congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! After all, this is a Democracy." (Exits, stage right, humming "America The Beautiful, badly off key.)

by seeker6079 October 27, 2005

Optimist

N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.

I really am trying to be an Optimist

by ink24 October 10, 2008

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

The Optomistic Person says > Make PEACE,, Not war !.. Some of them also says >
Make Love,, Not war !

He/She look at the world through rose-colored glasses, never stop believe in PEACE / LOVE ..

by sLg March 14, 2004

optimist goth

Someone who dress's in a Gothic fashion, but looks on the brighter side of things.

goth kid: I hate the fucking caff food* under his breath
optimist goth : sigh* at least its cheap

by Mr.Vallo March 3, 2011

Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013