Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.

Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

by Achanos April 29, 2019

Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.

Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP

by weirdity February 2, 2021

Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

once in a blue moon

To do something on a very rare occasion.

Stephan will come to the office once in a blue moon.

by yurmix February 20, 2018

Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.

Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

by WileECoyote.genius September 26, 2022

Once you go black you’ll never go back

If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful

Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.

by Harambe 2020 January 5, 2020