tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 07, 2004

Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom.

Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a bath. This place in my house with a bath in it which is also a room used to take a bath needs tile on the floor of it."

by Evil October 19, 2003

tile licker

a lesbian
a woman who likes women

that lady is a flat out tile licker

by Cereal April 11, 2005

bust a tile

To hold a wank for several days and then wank so hard your jizz nearly cracks a shower tile from the force of evacuation.

"mate I nearly bust a tile last night, I was gagging for a wank"

by mefromdownhere000 August 27, 2015

bust a tile

To hold a wank/not ejaculate for several days then to release your goods in the shower so hard that it nearly breaks a bathroom tile from the force.

Mate I jizzed so hard when I got in I nearly bust a tile.

by mefromdownhere000 August 30, 2015

Tile Entryway

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile entryway."

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.

Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.

by Del13r November 29, 2016