Sumo

A man with desires, he loves being with his friends and always cares for them. Everyone loves his smile and stupidity.

Everyone wants to be close to you sumo!

by Daddy Michael November 22, 2021

sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020

Sumo flex

To brag or boast about your personal belongings or accomplishments

Man Keaf just got a new Rolex he was on Snapchat sumo flexin

by BlatlanticK ReKords May 5, 2018

Sumo smash

When you would have very hard and rough sex with that person. Would go to the nasty freaky extremes of smashing

I would sumo smash that ass.
She has that body I would sumo smash .

by Fluffiesfinest October 26, 2017

Sumo Prarie Dog

When two individuals rear up to one another standing anus to anus and begin to simultaneously excrete fecal matter with the goal of overpowering their oppent's specemine back into the cavity from which it was origially lodged.

I bet my friend she did not have the fecal fortitude to overpower my log of dense consistancy and when put to the test of a round of Sumo Prarie Dog, I easily banished her weak stool back into her lower digestive region.

by Smanderson March 12, 2011

sumo deadlift

A type of caveman workout that only a Patrick could make look pretty.

People used to avert their gaze during the Athens Sumo Deadlift competition, but then they laid their eyes on Patrick.

by Misanthropic Alpha May 29, 2019

Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad

I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix

by The original Balano May 23, 2019