fuck my dick

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

by trev-dog part 2 April 4, 2009

Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

hop on my dick

Someone trying to get a close friendship with you

This girl seriously tryna hop on my dick

by Jay birdy February 12, 2018

Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

Shit on my dick

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

by Quadzy December 14, 2014

ridin my dick

Following someone around because you think there cool. Wanting to hang with the popular dude.

He's cool and all, but i don't want him ridin my dick!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

steppin on my dick

when someone disrespects your manhood.

chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!

by Passing July 16, 2014