suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass
"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"
by getsome69 November 03, 2014
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ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006
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Fuck my ass

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation
When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!
by A. Pseudonym December 07, 2004
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Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022
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fuck my ass

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole
"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."
by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012
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chaps my ass

When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.
"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!

That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
by goddamner January 29, 2010
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