by Michael Gassman July 10, 2003
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 10, 2007
Lai
L.A.I. pronounced 'Lie', or spelt aloud 'El Ay Eye' Acronym/Verb (to. Lai)/Slang:
Short form of "Love Actually'd it"
1. To ask out on or before christmas day.
2. To confuse a person asking you how you asked someone out.
L.A.I. pronounced 'Lie', or spelt aloud 'El Ay Eye' Acronym/Verb (to. Lai)/Slang:
Short form of "Love Actually'd it"
1. To ask out on or before christmas day.
2. To confuse a person asking you how you asked someone out.
1. e.g. 'Will you go out with me?'
'It's christmas! Are you Lai-ing me?'
2.'How did you ask them out?'
'I Lai'
'YOU LIED??!?!?!?
'It's christmas! Are you Lai-ing me?'
2.'How did you ask them out?'
'I Lai'
'YOU LIED??!?!?!?
by Star-Ham December 28, 2010
A phrase representing the term 'layout'. Comments left on various websites show that some people like to refer to a 'nice layout' by say 'nice lay!'
by Thomas Walker April 30, 2005
sexual encounter....
I only have a couple of friends that i have had my whole life, and they have always been the best lay's.
by slaten April 11, 2006