old man strength

Usually acquired by men around the age of 40. It is not something like adrenaline that comes when you need it most, if you are above the age of 40 and reasonably healthy, you will get it. It can be used to do hard physical labor, or prove to the younger crowd that you are not as old as they think you are. It is usually lost around the ages of 65-70 depending on your health.

John has old man strength, so he could outwork even the healthiest young men in his profession.

by Jeff4444 January 1, 2008

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 13, 2004

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.

I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?

by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022

old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

by sweetbill May 5, 2008

Old Man Phil

Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.

Old man phil want to go to Wang's for lunch?

by DCA April 21, 2007