OJ

1. The acronym for orange juice

2. The acronym for those who are too lazy to say "only joking"

Kirsten: "im going to kill you in your sleep"
Alyssa: "what?"
Kirsten: "haha...oj!"

by rosy11111111 July 11, 2008

OJ

ORIGINAL JEW - a cool, awesome jew that survived the holocaust. a freaking awesome HOMESKILLET G that loved OJ .(orange juice)

-GANGSTA' JEW

"Aye, Whatsup my OJ . got any orange juice in your fridge" -ana

"Bro, what's an OJ ? And hecksyeah, i love me some orange juice" - gangsta jew

"That's YOU, my OJ . Aren't you Jewish? " -ana

by Ananay & Carolynanay March 15, 2011

OJ

Original jokesters. If you are a original jokester then you are an OJ.

Ashton and Michelle made an original joke that was so funny. Therefore they are Ojs.

by Moe Boss July 19, 2006

OJ

To Masturbate.

Dude, brb grabbing some OJ

by MSIkid November 18, 2010

OJ

"OJ" or O.J." means Only Joking.

"My mother has a penis........." "Really?" "OJ!" "Oh that means Only Joking!"

by Beeteew October 24, 2007

OJ

I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER.

-OJ

by Truth Syrum April 04, 2016

OJ

A quality, American-made name for a baby, be it boy or girl. Originates from Oj Simpson, an black American entrepreneur, famous for investing in KFC, due to his outright nigganess. He proud nigga, he a.

Marty: Delilah, our baby is SOO beautiful!
Delilah: I know, I wonder what name would fit him.
Marty: Let's call him, Oj.

by fourfinger5s November 18, 2014