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oh my god its jason bourne 

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

oh my god they killed kenny

*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*

Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH 

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..
Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Oh My God Confession 

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

oh my god who the hell cares 

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"
Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...