Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008

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volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

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another day at the office

a nicer expression replacing "same shit different day"

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

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Office

A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.

by edvhou812 October 27, 2012

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